This is what happens when I get bored and only have MS Paint at my disposal. I might one day revisit this meme and draw everything in photoshop for improved neatness and legibility. Either way, I'll be scrapping this monstrosity soon enough.
L IS NOT AMUSED WITH MY SHENANIGANS.
Original meme: [link]
(Long-ass train of thought lacking very much in structure.)
"What is this? A joke? If so, it's a very elaborate one... Can something with such terrible power really exist? ...No, it couldn't... Anyone who possessed this notebook could rule the WORLD. So why would it be so carelessly left out in the open? If it fell into the wrong hands... Or what if someone righteous decides to destroy it? This note's previous owner must not give a DAMN about who uses this book's power or WHAT their intent is... If they were evil, why rid themselves of what could be history's most useful weapon? Who could be so... Impartial? Careless? It's not... HUMAN. This is... wrong. If the devil exists, he must be getting a kick out of this."
The sad thing is, my interior monologue would have gone on for much longer than this. And eventually I would have come to some reasonable conclusions.
-Skull resembles that of a bull.
-Mane of a hyena.
-Torso of a man.
-Legs of a goat.
-Clawed feet with opposable "thumbs."
-Walks like a gorilla.
-While supporting weight on arms, uses dexterous feet to write in Death Note.
"Must... resist... urge... Mustn't... kill... Mustn't..."
(Justin Bieber's "Baby" plays on television.)
"So... uhh... You up for a game of 20 questions?"
"...I suppose that's one way to pass the time..."
"Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit..."